This is for you, Levi
she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day
you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE